The Blemish

Ke$ha gives dog poop as Christmas presents

Here’s failing miserably at trying to be shocking. She tells ContactMusic that “sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog shit. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

I think the usual response to getting dog crap from Ke$ha is, “Oh, thank god. I thought you were going to give me your cd.” Sorry. That was too easy.

Ke$ha is also being sued for $14 million by DAS Communications Inc. who say she promised them 20% of her profit if they could get her a major-label record deal. The amazing part is someone is willing to associate themselves with her music. I would have just went, “Kee… keeee.. sha? Who?,” and shrugged my shoulders.

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