Lady Gaga wears extravagant and often times straight up ridiculous outfits. She does this for attention but god forbid someone should actually give her some because she’ll flip out.
Which is what happened at Asia de Cuba over the weekend where Gaga was eating with about 20 people at the Morgans Hotel restaurant. She wore a see-through gown with a nude veil. She looked like a big weirdo. Of course someone would want a picture of that. It’s not every day you get to see an A-list retard dress herself.
A fellow diner at a distant table slyly took her picture. “Gaga became noticeably upset, pushed her security team out of the way to confront the shutterbug and demanded he delete the photo,” said a witness. The snapper obliged and Gaga cooled off and returned to dinner.
You don’t wear a see-through gown with a nude veil to be incognito. No. You wear a see-through gown with a nude veil so people can stare at you while they put their hands to their mouths and gasp and comment on how you’re a unique snowflake. Just like Jamie Foxx didn’t take that nude pic of himself out of modesty. He did it so Conan O’Brien would ask him about it and he could confirm to Conan and the world that he has a big penis. I mean, when Jamie Foxx slams his junk on the table during some chick’s birthday party, he doesn’t ask everyone, “What the hell are you looking at?,” does he?
