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Lindsay Lohan’s spray tan is setting off the SCRAM

Lindsay Lohan is being told her spray tan may be causing her SCRAM to trigger a false positive for alcohol. She’s been told she can’t get a sprayed while wearing the bracelet because of the chemical in the tanning solution.

Lindsay heeded their advice and is now laying off the spray tan. Ha, no. She said screw that and still gets tanned once or twice a week making it hell on her probationer. Sources say Lindsay’s probationer “climbing the walls” and is “filled with anxiety.”

Sources also say Lindsay is complaining that the bracelet is digging into her skin. “She’s made life hell for the people around her, since she is in pretty bad pain.”

Of course Lindsay is whining about the bracelet. Any time she isn’t treated like a princess she whines. That’s how she gets her way. She whines until people can’t stand it anymore. Like a child. A handful of other celebrities have worn this bracelet without complaining as much as Lindsay. You’d think they tied her feet to a gurney and were hacking away at it with a machete.

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13 years ago

well, her bracelet does look uncomfortable and a bunch of celebrities wore the bracelet WHAT?? who?!

George Wilkes
George Wilkes
13 years ago

What’s wrong with her skin color as it is that she “needs” to tan herself? Of course the answer is, “nothing” — so why do it? Self-acceptance, versus self-hatred (including of one’s own heritage), is the answer — not spraying oneself! :D