Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green married at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii last week. That was the same week Brian allegedly proposed and lost the ring in the sand. Sources say half-dozen people attended the nuptials. Bah! So much for my love letters written in dried blood and decorated with clumps of hair.
This is the worst week ever. Fedor lost on Saturday and now Megan Fox is married. My life is ruined! Ruined! *Runs to bathroom to cry*
