Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged | The Blemish

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged

By on June 21, 2010
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It’s official. That guy from the pirate movies and the elfish Victoria’s Secret model are getting married. ’s rep confirmed it to PEOPLE today.

“My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch,” she told Page Six Magazine in 2008. “When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be. I’ve always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen.”

What’s weird is most of the quotes from the PEOPLE article are all from 2008. As if Orlando and Miranda stopped existing from 2009 until now. It’s probably because Miranda says stuff like she wants to live on a solar-powered farm with a hammock and vegetable patch. She could have said she painted her toenails pink that day and it’d have been sexier. No one wants to hear about your commune, you hippie. Tits or GTFO!

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  • Sam

    Congratulations

  • Who gives a fuck

    Okay, so who are these people exactly, why are they relevant and why does anyone care? Just wonderin.