A plastic surgeon hacked up Tara Reid’s stomach and breasts a long time ago. Since then she’s looked like a porn star Frankenstein. These days she’s looking a little better. No longer does her in a bikini instill fear into the loins of men. You can actually look at her and not cringe. That’s quite an improvement. Still, her skin looks like a tanned hide and her stomach looks like it has gutters. She looks like she was laying in the sun and a bunch of bicycles ran over her.
