Vienna Girardi was on The Bachelor and she’s semi-famous this week because she broke up with Jake Pavelka and made everyone think he’s gay because they didn’t have sex in months. Now she’s posing for Playboy. In her own fantasy world. Radar said Vienna was going naked for the magazine but Playboy doesn’t know anything about this. A spokeswoman for the mag said:
“This is the first we’ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the cover of Playboy. We are not in negotiations with her and have not made her an offer.”
Vienna must have wanted to leak this to drum up interest so Playboy would actually want to do a spread with her. I don’t think it worked. When people’s first reactions are, “What? Why? Ugh,” it’s not a good sign. Luckily Vienna has a plan B which is to show up naked to the Playboy office. I mean, she’s already there and naked. Might as well, right? Wrong. That’s the same plan I had to have sex with Megan Fox. Turns out that doesn’t work. Especially when you prematurely ejaculate all over the place. So embarrassing. I mean, this is the first time this has ever happened. You believe me, right?
