Alessandra Ambrosio was in St. Barths on Thursday doing a swimsuit shoot and it was amazing. She’s probably the best looking Victoria’s Secret model. Hot, skinny and sultry. If I ever got to talk to her, I wouldn’t stop drooling. I’d be like a dog staring at a piece of bacon he couldn’t reach. I’d probably also embarrass myself. Instead of just simply saying “hi,” I’d say something like, “I masturbate to a picture of you I stapled to the back of my girlfriend’s head every night.” Then for 5 minutes I’d try to explain that it was a compliment and to please stop screaming for security.