Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up for the premiere of Salt. The momentous occasion was marked by blaring trumpets and harp playing angels descending from the heavens. A beam of light shone on Angelina the rest of the night as she sashayed her way down the red carpet. It was amazing. I hear the blind now can see and the crippled now can walk. Also that dead hooker in my trunk disappeared. Whew. That Angelina is such a godsend.
[Fame]
