Angelina and Brad at the “Salt” premiere

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up for the premiere of Salt. The momentous occasion was marked by blaring trumpets and harp playing angels descending from the heavens. A beam of light shone on Angelina the rest of the night as she sashayed her way down the red carpet. It was amazing. I hear the blind now can see and the crippled now can walk. Also that dead hooker in my trunk disappeared. Whew. That Angelina is such a godsend.

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