Angelina Jolie will be at Comic-Con

THR reports that Angelina Jolie has been confirmed for Comic-Con in Hall H right after the Battle: Los Angeles presentation on Thursday. She’ll be there during the 1PM – 2PM slot.

If you don’t know what Hall H is, it’s this huge room in the San Diego Convention Center where all the studios show off their big movies. The lines are ridiculous and snake all the way to the parking structure the next block over. Twilight was there last year and screaming 14-year-olds camped out the day before to save their place in line. The army ignored my plan to napalm the area. That is to say, have fun waiting in line at 7 AM in the morning in the San Diego heat to see 20 minutes of Angelina Jolie. I’m sure it’ll be worth your 3 hours of line standing to take pictures from 100 ft away of her sitting at a table and squinting at the bright lights flashing in her eyes every 2 seconds. You can put those pictures in your “Things I Didn’t Need to Waste My Time On” scrapbook right next to pogs and girlfriends.