That son of a bitch. OK! is reporting Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, the hot one from Twilight, are hooking up. A rep says they’re just friends.
“Ashley brought Joe to the Kings of Leon concert in London, and there was definitely something going on, but it’s not serious,” a source tells OK!. “They went backstage and she was talking to the band a lot, and he was just hanging out.”
“I think he wants it to be more than she does right now,” the source adds. “She’s a maneater.”
Oh, whew. Nevermind. I thought that dork was banging Ashley Greene. Now I see he’s just the gay, beta friend who hangs around waiting to make his move while Ashley gets gang banged by the Kings of Leon. Crisis averted.
[Fame]
