Hopefully Lindsay Lohan cried a little
Lindsay Lohan checked into Lynwood yesterday to begin her 12 day jail sentence and she died a little inside. Haha, you suck! Upon entering, Lindsay was told to take out her hair extensions and fake eyelashes. “You ain’t pretty no more,” an inmate said. Actually, that’s what I hope another inmate said. I also hope that inmate is a 5ft 10in supermodel with big tits who’s turned to lesbianism during her prison stay.
Anyway, back to reality. A source said, “She just sat there stony-faced and couldn’t even bring herself to take them out herself. It was a sorry sight.” One of the guards commented: “She was a broken woman. But she won’t get any sympathy here — this is jail.”
Oh, why thank you helpful anonymous prison guard. I’m glad you’re here to remind everyone “this is jail.” I half expected them to add, “We got some hard ass mother fuckers up in here,” while slamming their fist into their palm.
Now i think this is really fucked up!! just because she is white she get special s**t hell no if “I” a black man go out for 6years and get wasted, crash car’s, get put on probation with an ankle moniter,skip court,lie to the jugde bout my passport got stolen etc; then got the nerves to go out and get drunk noing that it can be detected they would have given me or anybody els 3 to 6 years up under the prison because we are not Rich and were black. the law is the law and I really think… Read more »