50-year-old Linda Hogan is marrying her 21-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill next summer on a boat appropriately named “Alimony.” They started dating when Charlie was 19. To give you a frame of reference, her daughter Brooke Hogan is only 22. and her son Nick is only 19.

Ugh, this is so gross. Charlie probably has to use a gallon of lube just to enter that dusty old trap Linda calls a vagina. Her crotch must be all dry and wrinkly like a mummy. I bet when you take off Linda’s panties, a puff of old, stale air rushes out.