Lindsay Lohan is the good Sister

Lindsay Lohan will be in the upcoming Machete movie with Danny Trejo. She plays The Sister which was one of the character posters released yesterday. Lindsay was not, however, featured in any part of the trailer for the movie. Mostly because she doesn’t have a very big role in the film. Despite that, they will still use her image in a poster and fill it with sexual innuendo. You can’t cast Lindsay and NOT have her licking a phallic object. That’d be sacrilege and, frankly, a waste of money.