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Paris Hilton arrested in South Africa

Paris Hilton was arrested in South Africa on suspicion of possession of marijuana today. She showed up at the courtroom late Friday. Happy 4th, bitches.

Hilton was detained in Port Elizabeth earlier Friday for possession of marijuana charges, two South African police officers said.

A spokeswoman for police at Port Elizabeth, Brig. Marinda Mills, declined to confirm the name, but said a high profile person was appearing in court.

“This person is appearing in court right now. We cannot reveal information about her until she has appeared in court. I am here with the individual in court, we’re waiting for the court to start,” Mills told the Associated Press.

Hilton’s Los Angeles-based publicist, Dawn Miller, said she was awaiting details from the court appearance before commenting.

“She was found in possession of some amount of dagga,” the officer said, using the local name for marijuana. “We don’t know how much. It’s a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it,” he said.

Bwahaha. Too bad this is in South Africa though. They should ship her to North Africa. Based on thousands of years of stereotyping in movies, the judge in North Africa is basically a lion and the bailiffs are 10-year-olds with machine guns and there’s no guilty or not guilty. There’s just “how fast can you run?”

Header picture is when Paris first went to jail.

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