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Russian spy Anna Chapman is topless, sort of

Update: Added one more photo so instead of sort of topless, she is topless.

Anna Chapman is the Russian spy everyone has been fussing over. Mostly because she’s attractive but not really. She looks hot here but these recently uncovered photos paint a different picture. She’s sort of fug.

Her husband, Alex Chapman, is also now talking to the press. He’s claiming Anna could have been a Russian spy while she lived in London too. Alex added that Anna’s father, Vasily Kushchenko, was a high ranking ex-KGB officer.

“She said her father had been high up in the ranks of the KGB. She said he was an agent in ‘old Russia’.

“Her father controlled everything in her life, and I felt she would have done anything for him. When I saw she’d been arrested on suspicion of spying it didn’t come as much of a surprise.”

He added: “Towards the end of our marriage she became very secretive, going for meetings on her own with Russian friends, and I guess it might have been because she was in contact with the Russian government.”

This is why Russia will never overtake America. Their spies are fug and stupid. They need hotter ones. Ones with pouty lips, a firm ass, knowledge of 20 different martial arts and a love of anal.

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mmm
mmm
13 years ago

If you are so desperate to see a bad plastic surgery job, there’s a topless photo on UK’s News of the World (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/865615/Mile-high-sex-games-with-my-spy-in-the-sky-Anna-Chapman.html).

PunkA
PunkA
13 years ago

Why more women couldn’t be born with a real huge rack like her is a mystery. makes all women look hotter instantly. Fug face but her tits are awesome.

Duncan Hill
Duncan Hill
13 years ago

I have no idea what “fug” means, but I guess that is a derogatory description?

Anna Chapman is gorgeous in American terms (where the vast majority of girls are overweight), but just a little above average for Russia and where the vast majority of girls are slim and beautiful.

chewy
chewy
13 years ago

She’s aight.

Byron
Byron
13 years ago

Hey Duncan, f**k you. “Fug” or “fugly” means fucking ugly. And your notions about “the vast majority” of American women is driven by the same silly journalists who would try to convince us that Ms. Chapman is beautiful.

She is not.

In 10 years she’s going to look like an old Russian peasant, with a wide, flat face, beady eyes, and hairy moles.

LoL
LoL
13 years ago

She might be ok looking with makeup and s**t but otherwise meh, just like a lot of american chicks too who are fucking out of shape fattys.

Ladies
Ladies
13 years ago
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She is hottttttttttttt