I linked to this earlier but I’m putting this up in its own post because you should see it. The video is of Justin Bieber trying to outrun a throng of middle school girls on his Segway. It didn’t work. They’re like zombies. Not those slow zombies either. The fast ones. In the beginning you see just one girl running around trying to catch a picture of Bieber and then 20 seconds later, the other tweens sniff out Bieber’s fear and surround him like a zombie horde. Justin Bieber on a Segway is every pedophile’s dream come true.