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Taylor Momsen’s best friend is her vibrator

Taylor Momsen talked to Disorder Magazine about her new record which is “a life record and it confronts issues and goes, here’s what fucking sucks about everything and I don’t’ really know how to fix it but I’m fucking dying and I’ll sing about it. It covers all the bases of life, love, death, sex, religious, politics, murder, hate drugs.” Then, probably to cover up the snickering, she suddenly opens up when asked if she’s single. Taylor says she’s not into guys but is really into her vibrator. So controversial!

“Momsen does swear like a trooper. She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”

That must be an amazing vibrator. I imagine Taylor’s vibrator has around ten speeds. She probably has the Schwinn of vibrators. It probably also tells her her outfit doesn’t make her look fat.

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chewy
chewy
13 years ago

She sounds annoying.

cpm
cpm
13 years ago

What a snot.

phil
phil
13 years ago

wouldn’t even marry her for her money ( if she was really rich )…