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Christina Hendricks was at the Emmys

Christina Hendricks was at the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I heard each of her breasts needed their own ticket. Did those things get bigger? Is that possible? I’m surprised random objects aren’t floating around them because of their gravitational pull. Gadzooks.

As awesome as Christina’s breasts were on Sunday, however, she still looked like a goblin in a few of these photos. I was half-expecting an epic battle between her and Spider-Man to begin.

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Cowtittyrific
Cowtittyrific
13 years ago

Fat, Cow tits. Hammer toes. Why does anyone even care?

Mydeaddogcharlie
Mydeaddogcharlie
13 years ago

Her ass is really fat!

The Blemish
13 years ago

Probably why her breasts are so big. To hide the fat ass.

Chewy
Chewy
13 years ago

She looks like a love child between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tori Amos.