Good news and bad news. Good news: The Heidi Montag sex tape that Spencer Pratt is shopping around might not feature him at all. Bad news: It will still feature two attention whores who you couldn’t care less about.
According to TMZ, Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon filmed a lesbian sex tape together.
We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.
Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment — much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi.
Karissa confirmed the tapes existence but released the usual statement. That she doesn’t think Spencer has it and that she’ll sue if the tape is ever released. Of course by “sue”, Karissa means she’ll do the happy dance while her eyes ring up dollar signs. The only way Karissa won’t allow the release of the tape is if she does something real embarrassing on it. Like have a threesome with Spencer Pratt. I’d run special ops and burn every single copy of the tape and kill all witnesses if that were the case.