“I’m Still Here”

Don’t worry guys. Joaquin Phoenix is still here. Albeit a little more disheveled and poopy than usual. Explain the poopy part, you demand incredulously? Okay, okay. Calm down.

I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix will feature him: “Snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly. Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.” Bring the family!