The Blemish

Jessica Alba almost gave up the goods

was in LA on Thursday posing for a rooftop photo shoot. The significance of that was it was way easier for paparazzi to get an upskirt shot. I mean, it should have been in theory. They didn’t actually get anything. All the important shots of her ass are milky or muddy. It’s like a Japanese horror movie where the most important part of the photo is blurred. If a hand comes up from behind me and starts stroking my head, I’m going to freak the hell out.

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