Katy Perry wore this black/blue and tan dress to NRJ Radio in Paris. I thought these were censor bars at first and cursed at my computer for an hour until I realized it was part of her outfit. Now everyone is staring at me in Starbucks. Thanks, Katy Perry.
- I thought Esquire was talking about Khloe Kardashian when they asked if I could outsmart a bear but then I realized they were talking about a real bear and then I realized my odds dramatically lowered. [Esquire]
- Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew decide that exploiting 9/11 would be great for ratings. [The Superficial]
- Jim Carrey is smooth with the ladies. All he has to do is pretend to be real crazy and promise them they won’t die if they give him their phone numbers. Boy has got game. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston won’t get back with John Mayer because he really sucks in bed. Haha! [Celebitchy]
- They waxed Rihanna and not in the sexy painful way. [Bossip]
- The rest of the Emmy’s worst dressed. [Yeeeah]
- Whoa whoa whoa. You’re telling me someone gave Diablo Cody her own show? Inconceivable. [Popoholic]
- The best job in America is apparently “actor.” You mean to tell me people actually want to be paid $1 – $20 million for reading words off a piece of paper for 3 months? Get outta here! [Asylum]
- Rosie Huntington-Whitely is acting! [MoeJackson]
- Britney Spears has “dark and hot” music. [Hollywood Rag]
