“Mad Men” does Rolling Stone

Well, not really Mad Men. It’s just Jon Hamm with the three main (Elisabeth Moss, January Jones, Christina Hendricks) chicks on the extremely photoshopped cover. Some things to take note of:

1. Elisabeth Moss is now a lot thinner
2. Elisabeth Moss’ breasts are now roughly the size of Christina Hendricks’.
3. Elisabeth Moss’ right foot is 5 inches longer than her left.
4. January Jones looks like Kelly Carlson from Nip/Tuck.
5. January Jones’ left hand has been amputated.
6. Christina Hendricks’ face is really the size of an ant’s.
7. Christina Hendricks has a creepy, tiny left hand.