The Blemish

Spencer Pratt says his marriage was a sham

On Friday, was served with papers. Real ones. Not the ones that MTV drew up and leaked to the media.

Shortly after, Spencer told PEOPLE that his entire marriage to Heidi was fake. A plan concocted “as part of The Hills world. And a world is on a sound stage.” I’m not sure Spencer knows what the last part means but it sounded nice in his head.

Spencer then went on to explain in the third person, “It’s clear that reality TV-fame-loving Spencer Pratt does not fit with my ex-wife ’s ambitions for a motion picture actor/pop star career and being a single sex symbol for the world.”

It’s not clear if at this point whether the writer at PEOPLE laughed in his face or walked away to another room to laugh at him.

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  • Sheila-Marie

    I laughed so hard, my period started…Who the HELL is that a picture of ??? looks like Perez Hilton’s fetish monkey !

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      That’s when he cosplayed as an old man to sneak into the “Inception” premiere. You know, because body guards have a standing order to “smash Spencer Pratt on site.”