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Ali is the new Lindsay

With Lindsay Lohan facing a whole hour of jail time and remaining untouchable in Hollywood, Dina Lohan needs another golden goose. Hence, 16-year-old Ali Lohan modeling Lindsay’s 6126’s Spring/Summer 2011 collection. It’s never too early to start pimping out your 16-year-old daughter. Well, unless you’re the judge in my case. Then it’s all laws this and illegal that and not even your daughter or whatever. Get off my back, judge.

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poony
poony
13 years ago

This poor girl doesn’t have a chance. With her dumb-ass mother and her druggy-whore sister she should get herself to a convent and hide.

Herman Bumfudle
13 years ago

wow. nice.

Raina
Raina
13 years ago

Well.. Isn’t she just unfortunate.