Earlier this month, Star came out with a story about Ashton Kutcher making out with a blonde that wasn’t his wife, Demi Moore, near a bathroom at Madeo. Ashton denied the report Twitter and Demi posted some bikini photos. All was well.
Until today. In the latest issue of Star, they say Ashton cheated on Demi again. This time he nailed a 21-year-old on the couch in their house.
The brunette Demi look-alike — who you’ll see only in Star — says that she met Ashton in July while bowling at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood. Although the That ’70s Show star was there with Demi, his stepdaughter Rumer Willis and some other friends, it didn’t stop him from swooping in and striking up a conversation with the young woman, who was sitting at a cocktail table.
Although the woman admits she knew Ashton was there with Demi, that didn’t stop her from slipping him her number on a cocktail napkin when he was getting ready to go. But little did she know that just days later she’d be having sex with Ashton on a sofa in the house he shares with Demi and her daughters!
“I felt totally comfortable in his arms,” she tells Star. “It was tender and nice — not some random sex act.”
Aww, how cute. Nameless woman here thinks it wasn’t just some random sex act. The only tenderness Ashton probably showed was when he tenderly wiped himself off with her dress before throwing it at her and telling her to GTFO. If she’s still waiting by the phone for Ashton to call again, she should keep waiting. I’m sure it’ll happen any minute now.