Axl Rose took his ball and went home when a fan threw a bottle at him because everyone was pissed he started the show 90 minutes behind schedule. Rose packed up and left during the first song. Damn baby.

  • Guy Ritchie shows more affection than Madonna’s gnarled arms ever will. [Lainey]
  • Roger Ebert can’t eat but he wrote a cookbook anyway. [Popeater]
  • Paris Hilton’s throwaway BFF is still trying to get famous. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Janice Dickinson is stealing from the homeless. [Celebslam]
  • Jon Hamm wants you to know he looks nothing like Don Draper. [Celebitchy]
  • Tiger Woods is working on his whore house. [IDLYITW]
  • Karissa Shannon brought her boy-toy to party. [MoeJackson]
  • Damn summer is almost over. Here’s what you should do before it ends. [College Candy]
  • 24 totally unrealistic sex scenes. [CoEd]
  • Happy birthday, Salma Hayek. Here are all your nude film scenes. [CityRag]
  • Kim Kardashian reveals the secret to her big ass. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes’ calls Taylor Swift horrible. I’m not a Taylor Swift fan but this coming from Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes’. Thought I needed to say it again in case you asked, “Chris who?” [Celebuzz]