Karissa Shannon showed everyone how a real lady behaves. [IDLYITW]
David Hasselhoff is the early favorite on DWTS. Probably because of this video he made four years ago. I would agree. His hips were mesmerizing and the way he flew and twirled in the air was magical. It should translate pretty well to DWTS. [Popeater]
Kendra Wilkinson says Laurence Fishburne should support his daughter Montana’s foray into porn. Kendra says it’s Laurence’s job as a parent to support her being rammed by some dude named Brian Pumper and that eventually Montana will wake up and realize what she really wants in life. Which is to be like Kendra. Meaning, marry a rich sports star and have his babies. [The Superficial]
T.I.’s drug arrest might get him prison time. Officials are still determining whether or not they’ll revoke his probation. Yikes! I wouldn’t want to be T.I. right now. Mainly because my glistening pecs and chiseled abs might get all the prisoners horny and they’d try to rape me. I’m a delicate flower, you know. [Bossip]
Bar Refeali says that it’s so sad when women starve themselves and get plastic surgery just to look as perfect as her. I know what you mean, Bar. Wink wink. Flex flex. [Celebslam]
Lady Gaga has fired 150 people and made her assistant shower and sleep with her to save on prep time. This story would be hot if Lady Gaga didn’t look like a dude. [Celebitchy]
Dwayne Johnson is following in Brendan Frasier’s footsteps. He may even start wearing his wigs too judging by his hairline. [AB]
Stephen Moyer is auctioning off the cock sock he uses during the nude scenes on True Blood. No word on of it’s used or not but if you want to find out, put it up to your nose and take a deep breath you f-cking pervert. [Celebuzz]
The U.S. Open got a little less boring yesterday when fans started fighting in the stands. They were probably in a heated debate over Team Edward or Team Jacob. [Asylum]
Kaitlin Olson (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) went into labor at a Phillies game. She said, “I went into labor at the Phillies/Dodgers game on Tuesday night. As soon as Ryan Howard hit a three-run home run, we felt comfortable leaving to go have our baby.” Once again, stupid babies ruin everything. [StarPulse]
Machete might be one big inside joke that no one, not even the people in on the joke, gets. [Pajiba]
Blake Lively kisses Anna Wintour’s ass in the October 2010 edition of Marie Claire UK. She also thinks showing her tits makes her a style icon. Which it does. Just thought I needed to clarify that statement in case you thought I was being sarcastic. [Lainey]
