Britney Spears is an accused sexual harasser

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, filed suit today alleging Britney sexually harassed him in the workplace. Which was her home. Flores claims Britney repeatedly exposed herself to him and abused her children. From TMZ:

Flores alleges, on one occasion — in a scene right out of “Legally Blonde” — “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”

The suit then goes on to describe another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything. After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”

One time after allegedly exposing herself, the suit claims Britney said, “You know you liked it.”

And the suit says, “In addition to exposing herself to [Flores], Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of [Flores].”

And there is a more serious allegation — The suit claims on one occasion Britney allegedly demanded Flores’ belt, then walked in the house and allegedly twice “savagely hit the small child [Preston]” with the belt.

And the suit claims on another occasion Britney fed both kids crabmeat even though she knew they had serious fish allergies. The suit claims both kids started vomiting and Spears allegedly prevented anyone from seeking medical help, allegedly telling them, “Mind your own f**king business!”

This sounds a little embellished like that one episode of Simpsons where the babysitter accuses Homer of sexually harassing her and they edit a video of him to make him look like a perv.

One reason you should question the validity of this story is that there are no references to KFC or Frappucinos. In any Britney harassment story there should be at least one incident where Britney tries to hit on someone by pretending a drumstick was a penis and sucking on it.

Although, I can’t wait until that Chinese CGI show gets a hold of this one and turns it into comedic gold like they did with the Wayne Rooney cheating scandal (video below).