The Blemish

Christina Aguilera put on some weight

Everyone is talking about the weight has put on after she showed up at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art Saturday night looking like a chubby clown dipped in bronze.

“It’s bizarre Christina has put on so much weight as she’s been doing lots of dancing and high energy work for ‘Burlesque,” a source told U.K.’s Daily Mail, noting her new movie out in November. “The whole movie is choreography and she was very active so I’m surprised she’s piled on the pounds so quickly.”

Translation: Christina Aguilera is confusingly fat. Normal people lose weight with exercise. She must have no self control like Jessica Simpson. On her over-sized tombstone above her over-sized coffin, it’ll read: “Was once skinny and hot.”

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