John Mayer quit Twitter

Let us lower our heads in a moment of silence for John Mayer quitting Twitter. Alright, that’s enough. Now let’s party!

John deleted his Twitter account the other day abandoning his 3.7 million followers. His last tweets were on September 11 about the ninth anniversary of 9/11 and the Koran burning minister. He had also tweeted a black and white picture of himself with the caption, “Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement.” Douchebag.

His spokesman said he stopped ranting in 140 characters because his Battle Studies Tour is “now at a close and a return to the studio planned.” Don’t worry though. John will continue assaulting your senses on his Tumblr, which, sadly has no character limit. But, hopefully there’s a law that requires him to only speak in 140 characters or less. A “douchenozzle regulator” if you will.