Khloe Kardashian wants to breed

Khloe Kardashian tells Life & Style that she thought she’d be pregnant by now. “We’ve been working at it all year,” says Khloe. Hopefully Khloe doesn’t catch on that I’ve been spiking her drinks with RU-486. Judging by recent pictures, I thought it wasn’t working, but hey, I guess she’s just getting fatter not pregnant-er.

Unfortunately for us, she’s not one to give up. “Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought — but practicing making babies is amazing.” Crap. I just got a visual of Khloe having sex. This is worse than chemical castration. At least tell me that Lamar has been sticking it in her butt and she’s too dumb to figure it out so this story isn’t a complete nightmare.