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Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem

By on September 28, 2010
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Apparently Jeeves has a burning desire to get his ass kicked. Professional umbrella holder Nick Cannon challenged Eminem to a charity boxing match on his New York-based radio show. He wants to settle the war between Eminem and his wife Mariah by getting his face punched in.

Nick tweeted the double negative: “I don’t have nothing to lose!!! If I get beat up no one would be surprised… It will just be more material for my stand up!” However, he did admit, “I don’t think Eminem or Jay Z are even paying attention to us!”

I’m not sure how getting beat up settles the bad blood between your wife and some other dude who brags about banging your wife. I think it’d make it worse actually. Not only will he keep singing about how he banged your wife, he’ll also sing about how he beat up her scrawny, pencil-necked husband. It doesn’t seem like Nick has thought this through.

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  • NeNe

    I would love to see that fight. I would love to see Eminem kick the shit out of him. I would actually pay to see that fight.

  • Tinman82799

    i dont think there’s much fight to either of em.

  • YOYOMA

    Professional Umbrella Holder? You are mistaking Nick Cannon with Fonsworth Bentley

  • Rather Dashing

    What’s a Nick Cannon? Seriously, who is he? Never heard of the guy… which probably explains why he’s trying to get on “celebrity” boxing. I swear, if that show ever has an actual celebrity make your peace with God because the apocalypse won’t be far behind.

  • KillaK

    Eminems a bitch ass pussy. I hope NIck kicks his lame ass!!!!!

    • eminem

      eminem would destroy that nigger

    • CYBER THUG

      eminem would beat nick and your simple rass at the same time

  • eminems babe

    nick’s just asking to get beat up i mean him in a fight with eminem , wtf , why you anyone even challenge eminem to a fight . he’s obviously gonna win !

  • Krisco

    eminem would lose to nick I dont care how well eminem can put words together

  • Kameronchavis18

    Haha ol my god eminem would beat his face so hard it would b the hook to his new single haha nick your a dumbass

  • Kameronchavis18

    Haha ol my god eminem would beat his face so hard it would b the hook to his new single haha nick your a dumbass

  • Kameronchavis18

    Krisco you suck dick so shut the fuck up