Life & Style reports that the sexy succubus known as Ashley Greene has convinced Joe Jonas to convert his purity ring into a cock ring. Or something like that. The girls at L&S say Joe’s finger no longer sports the silver band that “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage.”
Ashley and Joe have been seen kissing and grabbing coffee together. “When they’re not traveling, they’re basically living together,” said a friend of the couple.
I can’t blame Joe. If Ashley Greene said she wanted to have sex with me, I’d take that ring and throw it into the fiery depths of Mount Doom if that’s what it took. Ugh, she is so unbelievably hot. God could strike me down with lightning while having sex with her and the only thing I’d do is turn on the fan to cool myself down.
