Alright, that’s it. I’m turning vegan. Thanks a lot Vogue Hommes Japan. You totally ruined meat for me by draping it all over Lady Gaga’s naked body. To make it up to me, can you throw her in a bear and/or lion cage?
PETA has already issued a statement: “Oh, Lady Gaga’s job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body.” Ha! Good luck trying to get someone like Paris Hilton to keep meat out of her body. Because she’s a whore, you see.
