Turns out that The Pretty Reckless concert in NYC wasn’t the first time Taylor Momsen taped X’s on her nipples and flashed her breasts. She did the same thing last week at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto on October 18. Apparently it’s all part of an elaborate plan to remain edgy and relevant.
It’s like what I do with my friends to stay edgy and relevant. Whenever I hang out with them, I tell a lot of offensive “yo momma” jokes, such as one comparing their mom to a truck backing up, and then when everyone shakes their jowls in disbelief, I grab my crotch to place an exclamation point on my edginess.
