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Avril Lavigne topless in Maxim but not really

When people say someone is topless in a magazine, I expect that person to be topless. Not covering their top with their hands or a sheet of cloth but full on pushing their bare chest out like they wanted to get to the front of the line at Space Mountain.

Which is why it’s so frustrating to hear it again for Avril Lavigne about her Maxim cover for the November 2010 issue, her third appearance, only to find out she’s using a hand bra. That’s like saying I’m doing naked squats on a kid’s playground when I’m really just doing them in a pair of disturbingly short daisy dukes. See the difference? According to the judge, one carries a lesser sentence than the other.

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STFU
STFU
13 years ago

Get a MUTE button on that fucking resolve ad

The Blemish
13 years ago
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What? That thing is still going? They told me it was disabled. Those bastards!

sk8tr h8tr
sk8tr h8tr
13 years ago

She can’t do anything right…some tit, some snatch…would do wonders for her career. Although, she would have to stop singing.

Kar
Kar
13 years ago

I think Avril is one of the hottest women on the planet.