When people say someone is topless in a magazine, I expect that person to be topless. Not covering their top with their hands or a sheet of cloth but full on pushing their bare chest out like they wanted to get to the front of the line at Space Mountain.
Which is why it’s so frustrating to hear it again for Avril Lavigne about her Maxim cover for the November 2010 issue, her third appearance, only to find out she’s using a hand bra. That’s like saying I’m doing naked squats on a kid’s playground when I’m really just doing them in a pair of disturbingly short daisy dukes. See the difference? According to the judge, one carries a lesser sentence than the other.
Get a MUTE button on that fucking resolve ad
What? That thing is still going? They told me it was disabled. Those bastards!
She can’t do anything right…some tit, some snatch…would do wonders for her career. Although, she would have to stop singing.
I think Avril is one of the hottest women on the planet.