Charlie Sheen’s hooker was porn star Capri Anderson
Turns out the hooker that locked herself in the bathroom screaming for her life was not a paid escort but porn star Capri Anderson, legal name Christina Walsh. The two met on Monday at the bar at The Plaza Hotel and went to a group dinner together. When they ended up back in Charlie’s room, Charlie thought Capri stole his $5.6 million watch and went crazy throwing chairs around. That’s when Capri locked herself in the bathroom.
Now it seems Capri Anderson will look to press charges. She’s retained an attorney and is ready to claim Charlie held her against her will. Sources say when she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried to force his way in by repeatedly punching the door.
Anderson wants the Pitkin County DA to violate Charlie’s probation and will even fly to Aspen to make her case. The DA says if it happened in NY it will have to be filed in NY but they’ll let her come and see them. They have an “open-door policy”. Ha, more like an “open back door policy.” Amirite?!
Of course, this could all go away if Charlie pays Anderson $100 million in hush money. Muhaha. Muhahahaha. I think the evil laughter will be the closer during negotiations.
Note: It was really hard to find SFW photos of this chick.
Who the f**k wears a $5.6 million dollar watch? If you’re drunk and high most of the time that would be really fucking STOOPID!
The moral of the story- never get on the merry go round of ‘this is my dream come true fantasy ride’ unless you at least have a spare $12 000 bill firmly lodged between the crevices of your nostrils, after all some rides are best left alone if you don’t have the credit on hand.
At least Capri had the decency to keep her knickers on…..this time