Glee’s Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith all spread their legs on the cover of this month’s GQ. EW questions why it was necessary to turn Glee into softcore porn when it’s already proven to be a hit and doesn’t need to be dancing around for publicity like a homeless man and his monkey.
To this, I ask EW, why not? Man does not stand idly by and say “good enough,” he says, “could be better.” And when he finishes slapping the face of God with his flying machines and sentient robots, he says, “time to make it sexy” and puts it in short skirts and boy shorts. For that is the way of man and to stifle his innovations would be un-American. Are you un-American, EW? Are you? Un-American?