John Mayer wants to hook up with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is in New York shooting her new series so instead of filming her take her ass on walks up and down Broadway, they need drama to fill out the show. That’s where John Mayer comes in. Page Six says Kim and John went on a sort of date. According to a source, “They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off.” Sounds ambiguous enough to be true.

Back in December, Page Six reported John was chatting up Kim in the Sirius XM lobby. John got all huffy and wrote, “”I see @kimkardashian at Sirius/XM and say hello like a gentleman and you want to spin a story at my expense? [Bleep] you!”

Hooking up with Kim will be way better than when he hooked up with Taylor Swift. Mainly because Kim won’t write a whiny song about him. But if she did, we’d just ignore the lyrics and laugh at her for trying to start a music career. John, you sneaky devil, you.