Kanye West is a tree feeding the branches of people

Kanye West spent the night with The Mirror and the conversation turned vintage Kanye. He talks about how Taylor Swift won’t forgive him, how Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro collection was like the 9/11 of fashion, ruining celebrity clothing lines forever, and hooking up with George Lucas to do a movie. He also left some words of wisdom.

On sex: “I lose my religion every time I step in a club. I can’t help myself.”

On women: “I love rapping about models.. I did it first.”

On himself: “Investing in me is like investing in art.”

On Runaway: “It will be a No.1.”

His philosophy: “I’m like a tree, I feed the branches of the people.”

Kanye is so philosophical. But is that a correct description? I would have said he’s like a momma bird regurgitating pieces of chewed up food to his young or an egotistical rapper who thinks he’s the second coming of Christ. Is that last one not metaphorical enough?