A few days ago, un-retouched photos of Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana shoot leaked on the web. They were just another horrifying glimpse into 52-year-old Madonna’s real, veiny, overly muscular self. The one she hides behind good lighting and copious amounts of Photoshop. Feminists everywhere, however, applauded the photos and noted that this is what real women look like.
Well, Madonna doesn’t think people should see what “real” women look like. She’s pissed. Now an investigation is underway to find out who leaked them. A task that shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish. Just dig up the police reports for people who have turned into stone.
