Everyone says Rihanna’s new red hair makes her look like a clown. I don’t see it. I think she looks hot. The red heels with blue socks on the other hand. That makes her look like a clown. If I went up to her, I’d be afraid to get squirted in the face with water by her flower dress. Also, I’d be afraid of Matt Kemp punching me in the face when I try to hug her inappropriately. Although in my defense, that’s the only way I know how to hug.
