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Katy Perry didn’t have sex on her honeymoon

Katy “10/10 in bed” Perry and Russell Brand abstained from sex for the entire month leading up to their wedding so they could pretend to be virgins again on their honeymoon. I’m not sure how that works but anyway, it never happened because Katy was “bit by a spider while in the Maldives.” Allegedly. She had to take medicine to fight off a nasty rash. Cough.syphilis.cough. Man, this cold is really getting to me.

But Grazia magazine says the rash isn’t what stopped her from having sex, it was the exhaustion from the medication.

Whatever. I’ve heard THAT excuse before. I suppose she also had a headache, had to fold laundry, had to wash her hair and felt uncomfortable with that big knife being held to her throat. Well, excuuuuse me, your highness.

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pokey
pokey
13 years ago

The rash must have been on her ass. Ol’ Russ doesn’t want the pink. He goes for the stink!

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  pokey

Katy “10/10” Perry will have something to say about that.

Catie
Catie
13 years ago

Wow! Rape jokes! Cute!

Bob
Bob
13 years ago

Shut up Catie, before the author of this article does you too!