Katy Perry will continue to be boring

Katy Perry tells News of the World that she won’t tone down her performances now that she’s married and will continue to be “provocative”.

She tells Britain’s News of the World, “People tell me, ‘Oh, you’re gonna be boring now you’re married.’ I say, ‘Look at f**king Beyonce!’ She’s married to Jay-Z. She’s so sexy but she’s a married woman. She absolutely rocks it.

“I won’t be less sexy or provocative. I’m a good girl because I believe in love, integrity and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. However, I admit I don’t feel sexy all the time, especially when I’ve just woken up.”

Since when is wearing a low-cut dress “provocative”? Katy Perry is about as provocative as a banana. I’ve seen sexier performances from dogs licking themselves.