The Blemish

Kim Kardashian wants to assault your ears

TMZ reports that is in the studio with The Dream working on an album. One guy who was inside the recording session was paid to say, “Kim’s got a really good voice.”

Haha, guy. I’m not falling for this again. Didn’t someone say the same thing about Paris Hilton? And look how that turned out. My ears still haven’t recovered from the rape they went through. To this day, they still have flashbacks of Stars Are Blind and start bleeding again.

Also, did you know Kim tried on a few costumes before finally settling on Red Riding Hood? It’s true. She said so on Twitter. Honest.

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