Lindsay Lohan replaced by Malin Akerman

The role that was supposed to bring Lindsay Lohan back into the spotlight is now just a dream. Lindsay is no longer part of the cast if the Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno.

Director Matthew Wilder has been trying time and time again to accommodate Lindsay to keep her on. However, over the weekend Matthew said, “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard…We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support…Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her, and some other issues, have made it impossible for us to go forward.”

Lindsay has since been replaced by Malin Akerman. The announcement was made a day after news Lindsay’s departure which must have felt great. It’s like when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you see her with a new guy the next day.

If there’s a lesson that can be taken away from this it’s that celebrities are replaceable. So, Kim Kardashian needs to agree to star in my erotic adventure before it’s too late. Hurry!