Why anyone would be counting down to Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday is beyond me but if you were, she’s legal today. That’s good news for you because, well, is the punishment any different for sending Miley clumps of hair and a love poem written in blood any different from when she’s 16 as opposed to 18? Because if it is, oh boy!
Woo Hoo!!! Everybody LUBE UP!!!