According to Us, Pink is pregnant. Probably with Carey Hart’s baby. A source tells Us that “she’s 12 weeks along. She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”
Pink and Carey separated for a little while in 2008 but “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.” Now they have a baby which always solidifies a relationship even more.
In other news, Pink has a functioning uterus? Mind. Blown.
That’s gonna be one, angry baby…
Yea, she must have had some angry sex to get impregnated. She reportedly demanded he leave it in her angry vagina and said “don’t dare take that it out you freakin bastard”. There’s probably a sex tape too.